Yzma Wrapping Paper

I bought my girlfriend a birthday present. Then I put the present into a box, then I put that box inside of another box... well, it's important to say that in the end I did NOT smash it with a hammer. However, I did use Adobe Illustrator's LiveTrace ability to turn some iconic images from The Emperor's New Groove into thematically-appropriate wrapping paper. An Illustrator-compatible PDF is linked here, for your vector-printing pleasure.

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Looney Tunes

Under the law court buildings in downtown Vancouver, there's a minimalist sculpture of a red spring. Taking a photo through it from either end produces a tableau effect quite reminiscent of a mid-20th century Warner Brothers cartoon title card. I made a quick template in Photoshop to add the appropriate lettering. Sadly, I can't distribute the fonts used, but you might be able to find something with a quick googling...

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Jesse Schooffdesign
The Hongerwinter - or Why I Can't Rip Wrapping Paper

The other day, our office building's property manager arrived with a Christmas gift basket. If you work in an office building, this is one of those little perks that come with your tenancy. As my co-workers and I begin to pick the basket apart, I eagerly pull out a small box of chocolates, wrapped in red paper. That's the point where I get weird.

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Jesse Schooffwriting
Skytrain

Many years ago, as a music composition student at UBC, I took the electro-acoustic music course. Our mid-term project required us to record environmental noises and manipulate them to create a composition. A longtime Metro-Vancouverite, I've always liked the sounds the Skytrain made, so I recorded some of them. This was made many years ago using C-Sound.

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