Here's why I fly off at the handle, saying things that
are provocative and potentially offensive in the most condescending tone
that I can muster.
ATX Rackmount G4
Friday, December 8, 2006 | | A project I did for work to put a Mac G4 tower's motherboard into a Rackmount server ATX case. Photos included. |
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A Theremin in GarageBand
Monday, March 6, 2006 | | Instructions for making a reasonable theremin facsimile in Apple GarageBand. |
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Of Apple, Pixar, Disney, and Jobs
Thursday, January 19, 2006 | | There's been a lot of talk about the future of Pixar and Disney lately. Here's my take on the situation. |
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5 Things I Hate, 5 Things I ♥
Saturday, August 20, 2005 | | What I hope will become a regular feature at the site: a list of five things that I hate, and five things I heart. |
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The Species of Our Genus
Thursday, August 4, 2005 | | What makes us Geeks, Nerds, or Dorks? Furthermore, what defines us as one of the three specifically. Find my opinion enclosed, and supporting evidence. |
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Who Owns the Internet?
Monday, July 18, 2005 | | No one owns the internet, right? Well, the answer may not be as simple as you think, and you should understand it. |
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The Rantifesto
Friday, April 8, 2005 | | So posted Jesse on his website that known as the Rantifesto: the big daddy of all rants. Those who liked Jesse's words read what Jesse had to say, and they laughed and agreed heartily. Those who hated Jesse's guts also read, even though they didn't have to. And lo, when they had finished reading the Rantifesto there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. But Jesse said simply on to them: "I told you not to read it, you stupid douche-bags! It's your own damn fault, so don't come bitching to me about it!" |
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How I Pimped my Cell Phone
Saturday, January 29, 2005 | | Uploading files unto non-Bluetooth phones is a pain in the ass, but I took the hard road and got some custom ringtones onto my Sony Ericsson T310 phone. |
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Letter from the Roman Senate
Friday, January 21, 2005 | | The Roman Empire is angry about how we've been using their language. |
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Outpost 10F is a Bunch of Freaks
Friday, January 7, 2005 | | I finally flip off some of the less-evolved members of Outpost 10F's community. |
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The Rise of Unamerica
Thursday, November 4, 2004 | | The Daily Mirror put it best: How can 59,054,087 people be so DUMB? |
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Why I Bought a Halobox Xbox
Wednesday, August 25, 2004 | | I sold my soul to Microsoft... but it feels so good... |
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The Internet Will Kill You... again...
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 | | Someone in the media who is afraid of change is still trying to convince us that the internet is evil. |
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Who Wants to Live Forever? You.
Monday, February 23, 2004 | | Who wants to live forever? I think you do. But I also think that you probably shouldn't. Allow me to explain... |
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Why Are Soviets Funny?
Wednesday, February 11, 2004 | | Even if you don't think they are, this rant will help show you that our society has an unresolved fetish for them. |
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iTunes is Evil
Tuesday, February 3, 2004 | | ... and that's good. Well, it's good for Apple. Well, at least I think it is. |
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Divorcing Star Trek
Sunday, January 18, 2004 | | Here's why after much soul searching and mourning, its time for me and Star Trek to officially end our tender, 15 year long relationship. |
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