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04-01-08
Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Ha ha, April Fools!!!

Here's a list of my fav internet April Fools pranks:

Gizmodo: everything has Mr. T on it. EVERYTHING.

Virgin Media: US to scrap dollar and join Euro

TBS becomes "The Boring Station"

New XBox Products Announcement

VG Cats hates crappy generic gaming comics

IGN Announces Legend of Zelda Movie

Wizards of the Coast releases D&D Errata that FUCKS UP EVERYTHING

ThinkGeek has their usual line up or ridiculous products. Definitely check out the Super Pii Pii.

Blizzard's site is crawling with April 1st goodies

Google and Virgin team up to colonize Mars

Wikipedia home page featured article: Ima Hogg

Questionable Content, XKCD, and Dinosaur Comics all switch URLs.

There are many more tricks out there. Don't trust anything. But check it all out while you can, it may not be around tomorrow!

04-01-08
Tuesday, April 01, 2008

You may have noticed that the website has a slightly more feminine touch. Well you see, there's a reason for that. I have decided that I am a woman. Yes, my entire life up until this point has been a lie. My love of hockey, my body hair, my deep baritone voice... none of them are the real me.

It was only behind locked doors that I was able to indulge in my true loves: frilly dresses, My Little Pony, Hannah Montana, and of course Jem, who is truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous.

The shell of manhood that I have endured for years is a cocoon from which I must break free, emerging as a beautiful butterfly. From now on, I shall be known as Jessica. I hope that you will all give me the same love and respect that you always have.

In closing: OMG PONIES!!!

03-28-08
Friday, March 28, 2008

Busy week. Annual report deadline.

Three days in a row this week I have barely avoided positively bizarre weather. Hail, more hail, and snow. Mother nature is sniffing glue.

Here's another adorable animal video: elephant paints a self-portrait!

03-27-08
Thursday, March 27, 2008

Seeing a four-legged robot that keeps its balance so incredibly well over rocks, ice, and other terrain is creepily uncanny.

The robot rebellion is close at hand.

03-20-08
Thursday, March 20, 2008

Battlestar Galactica Season 3 on DVD is MINE.

My AppleTV just lost 50% of its useful value.

03-17-08
Monday, March 17, 2008

I have very little to say right now.

So here's an adorable video of a dog playing fetch with himself.

03-07-08
Friday, March 07, 2008

Recently, there have been some bit shakeups at the CBC. There are new programming directors and there have been calls for tighter integration of radio, TV, and web staffs. Just this afternoon I joined a Facebook group called "Save Classical Music at the CBC". The creators are concerned about a "dumbing down" of CBC Radio.

So naturally I felt the need to do my own research on the topics and what I found was quite interesting. Here's a CBC radio blog post about the subject. I have to say I'm feeling quite conflicted. I'm a long time CBC radio listener, as well as a classically trained musician, so naturally I'll have strong feelings about anything they do to Radio Two.

However, the last several months I've found myself increasingly attracted to the style of programming used on CBC's French-language "Radio Canada". "Espace Musique" is one of my favourite programs. They play more jazz, and don't shy away from world music or electronica. It's definitely a mix I enjoy, that I can't find on other stations.

One of the biggest thing that's bugging the creators of the Facebook group is the fact that Jurgen Gothe's Disc Drive is being axed. I'm going to take a risk and come out of the closet here:

I HATE Disc Drive.

Like, REALLY hate it. What I get when I tune in to Disc Drive is classical music interspersed with cheesy pseudo-bluegrass, country-american folk music, and a trite selection of boring novelty songs. Then you have to listen to Jurgen Gothe: a plodding, uninteresting oratory fraught with long pauses where you expect the music to start, which are in fact merely long pauses before more talking. It's like Jurgen is a narcolepsy sufferer taking a micronap. It is a soothing balm for old people that is impossible to listen to on the stressful drive home from work. It stands in stark contrast to the sprightly and engaging Tom Allen for Music and Company, the Radio Two morning show.

So when the CBC says they're going to replace that time slot with more jazz, electronica, and fusion, I say: GOOD. Jane Chalmers, the vice-president of CBC English Radio has said: "We're retaining our commitment to classical music, so that oasis will continue... But we also feel that a lot of great quality Canadian music is not being heard on any radio station or any broadcaster, period. It would have a natural home on Radio Two."

The more I think about it, the more I believe we need to trust the CBC. When I look at the changes that have been made to television, I see The Hour, hosted by George Stroumboulopoulos. This news magazine show has been a huge success and gets young people engaged in current events.

Really, that's what the CBC is trying to do: grab hold of a younger audience. Because an audience is essential to any media organization's survival.

03-07-08
Friday, March 07, 2008

US deletes European-owned Cuba websites

See, I told you so.

03-04-08
Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Please pause for 1D3 rounds of silence. Famed Dungeons and Dragons creator Gary Gygax died today at the age of 69. The world is now, sadly, a less geeky place.

Does anyone have a level 16 or above Cleric with "Resurrection"? "Raise dead" won't cut it, we don't want a zombie dungeon-master.

03-01-08
Saturday, March 01, 2008

I'm starting to get very bitter and cynical.

 
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