"... The Canadian forces are completely co-ed, I mean they shower together and everything. So eventually they just get used to it."

"And the nakedness isn't exciting anymore."

"Exactly. And if you do get caught shagging on base, you get tossed out."

"That had better be the best sex of your life."

"It was on a stack of canvas, how good could it be?"

**laughing**

"Actually, for a while *censored* was trying to get his girlfriend into the reserves."

"Uh huh..."

"For the hopefully ultimate purpose of having sex in a tank."

"Oh boy..."

"Actually... you know what: there's probably money in that. You know, just set up a old tank out in the boonies and charge people by the minute for having sex in the tank."

"The shaggin' tank!"

"And you know what? People would pay for it. They would come out to do it in the tank."

"I'd pay to do it in a tank!"

"But it would be confusing: Is that you or the gearshift?"

"Is that you or the periscope?"

"Is that the firing control, or are you happy to see me?"

"Oh my God! That's the kicker. You load a blank shell in before each conjugal visit and when the couple comes off they get to fire the main barrel: BOOM!!!"

**groans all around**

"If this tank's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!"

"For an extra $15, we'll play Richard Wagner's 'Flight of the Valkyries'."

"Genius!"

"That's it, I'm quitting my job. Let's do this..."

"I'm totally blogging this conversation later."