Oh the weather outside's disgusting
While it snows, the wind is gusting
I've got too many places to go
Stop the snow! Stop the snow! Stop the snow!

Well the car is stuck in a snowbank
Do I want more cold? Well no, thanks
But I think we might need a tow
Stop the snow! Stop the snow! Stop the snow!

Oh help me go back in time
('Cause I must have been totally drunk)
To the moment I wished
For a white Christmas
So I can kick myself in the junk

My enthusiasm is waning
I can't wait for it to start raining
Tell Mother Nature that "No means no"
Stop the snow! Stop the snow! Stop the snow!