So last week, John McCain announced his running mate, Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska. This move by the McCain camp was to provide the Republican ticket with an experienced politician and public servant and not at all a shameless, pathetic, transparent attempt to pander to the disgruntled "we-wanted-Hillary-for-president" camp.

Yeah.

So the Republican party has now spent the last several days generously patting their own backs while railing against the evils of the Democrats. It's sad. SAD, when the only mud the awful, liberal-biased media can sling against the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate is her short term in public office and her pregnant teenage daughter! It must be because of the rampant sexism in our society promulgated by... well, certainly not Republicans, right?

Right.

Maybe John Stewart can help us sort out all the specious hypocrisy of this situation? Oh, I think so.