You may have noticed that the website has a slightly more feminine touch. Well you see, there's a reason for that. I have decided that I am a woman. Yes, my entire life up until this point has been a lie. My love of hockey, my body hair, my deep baritone voice... none of them are the real me.

It was only behind locked doors that I was able to indulge in my true loves: frilly dresses, My Little Pony, Hannah Montana, and of course Jem, who is truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous.

The shell of manhood that I have endured for years is a cocoon from which I must break free, emerging as a beautiful butterfly. From now on, I shall be known as Jessica. I hope that you will all give me the same love and respect that you always have.

In closing: OMG PONIES!!!