Definitive proof that Turner broadcasting is just an innovative marketer made into a scapegoat while Boston police are fucking twitchy idiots.

They blew up a suspicious package chained to a lamp post yesterday.

Turned out it was a traffic counter.

Strike two, BPD.

UPDATE: Strike three already! Someone puts espom salts in a high-school water cooler. Boston police and Homeland Security need to get involved. God bless those men and women who put their lives on the line to save us from traffic counters and epsom salts.