Ahoy, me mateys! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! First things first, be discoverin' yer Pirate Name. Then, ye might be interested in pedagogical pirate-speak videos. Then discover the truth about the ancient and bitter rivalry between pirates and them scurvy ninjas. Then ye can laugh a spot at our piratey antics from last year when we all dressed as pirates fer yer personal-type amusement. Yarr, that been the first night I kissed that saucy wench Angela... yaarrrr, I've... *sniff* got somethin' under me eyepatch...