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03-22-06
Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

-- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu

I agree. Xenu is clearly misunderstood. All hail lord Xenu!

(If you have no idea what this is all about, check here. It also helps to know the great secret of Scientology.)

Posted on March 22, 2006 12:23 PM

 
Comments:

Tanya

Very good episode, message heard loud and clear. Download immediately. Watch it at work.

Posted on March 23, 2006 06:48 AM

Jamie

You can't be serious? They don't really believe that load...do they?

Posted on March 23, 2006 03:00 PM

Chris Dixon

They might... but in order to find out you'll have to go and spend a bunch of money to earn their secrets. That's how it works with them, you spend money and they make you some grand high exalted mucky muck or whatever.

Posted on March 23, 2006 05:20 PM

GeekMan [TypeKey Profile Page]

More reading from Wikipedia: Xenu. Part of Wikipedia's Scientology series.

P.S. - Hail Xenu.

Posted on March 23, 2006 05:23 PM

mom

Always thought there was something weird about Cruise. Did you see his comments about scientology on wikipedia?

Posted on March 26, 2006 10:10 AM

 
 
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