GOD: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons!
Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
ARTHUR: Sorry...
GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"... What are you doing now!?
ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord.
GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms, they're so depressing. Now knock it off!
ARTHUR: Yes, Lord.
GOD: Right!

Everything's set right now. And by God it's gonna stay that way. There comes a point when you realize that you're not always powerless in this vast sea of a society, sometimes you can just grab life by the ears and reposition it. From now on, if I piss someone off, or if they have any sort of issue with me, they shall come talk to me about it. If they waive that right, it's their own bloody problem. Likewise, if someone pisses me off, they're gonna hear about it. I spend enough time telling my friends how great they are and how much I care that they can take a little constructive criticism now and then.

Things are gonna be different around here, so you all had better just toe the line. I'm watching you...